New National Poll of Republicans by Reasearch 2000

This is why I can't take the Republican Party seriously. These numbers are so ridiculous and make me want to move to Canada:

• 31% want contraceptives outlawed
• 73% think gay men and women shouldn't be allowed to teach in public school
• 23% want to secede from US
• 53% think Sarah Palin is more qualified to be president than Obama.
• Actually, on the "ACORN stealing 2008 election for Obama" Q, 21% say yes, 55% say "not sure"
• 63% think Obama is a socialist, only 42% believe he was born in US, 21% think ACORN stole 2008 elections
• 39% of Republicans want Obama impeached